The Pass Does Not Care About Your Appointment Time: Trucker Tee

When a state closes a pass or puts it under chain law, the delivery window stops being a fact about the world. The honest answer to a dispatcher asking for an ETA is that there is not one yet. This is a driver declining to be talked into a mountain in winter.

Read from outside it is a motivational trailhead poster, wilderness wisdom about nature humbling man, and people are completely sure of that. It is the rare case where the sentiment they are reading is exactly the sentiment the person buying it wants him to hold.

Set in a tracked serif like engraved signage, headed ROAD CONDITION NOTICE, with MOVEMENT AT DRIVER DISCRETION beneath. It names no state and no highway, because every pass in the country qualifies.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.