The shirts
What are they printed on?
Tees are a unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton, in fourteen colors and sizes S to 3XL. Hoodies are a unisex heavy blend hoodie, 8 oz, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, in eleven colors, S to 3XL. The full fabric details for each are on the product page.
How do the sizes run?
They are a unisex cut. If you are between sizes or like a looser fit, go up one. Fit details are on each product page.
Which ink color do I get?
Light shirt colors are printed in near black. Dark ones are printed in cream. Same drawing either way, and the product page says which is which.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
Ordering and shipping
How long does it take?
Every shirt is printed after you order it, in the USA. That takes 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 4 business days in transit. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is made.
What does shipping cost?
Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. $8.00 below that. One tee is under the line, two tees are over it.
Is there a deal for more than one?
Yes, and it applies on its own at checkout, no code needed. One tee is $29.95. Two tees are $50.00, which works out at $25.00 each. Every tee after the second is $22.95. It is applied automatically at checkout with no code. The cart tells you which one you are closest to.
Do you ship outside the US?
Not yet. We are getting US delivery right first.
Can I add a gift note?
Not yet, and we would rather say so than take your message and lose it. Orders go to the print facility automatically, so a note typed into the cart never reaches the person packing the box.
Can I order twenty of the same shirt for a crew?
Yes, and it will not be the product page price. See bulk and corporate orders.
Returns
What if it does not fit or I change my mind?
Unworn items with tags can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. You pay the return shipping. To change size, return the shirt and order the size you want. The full policy is on the returns page.
Something arrived damaged or wrong?
Write to us through the contact page within 7 days with a photo and we will make it right, replacement or refund, your choice, at no cost to you.
The designs
Where do the designs come from?
They are ours. Every design is original line work in a single ink. Nothing traced, nothing stock, and nobody else is selling them.
My trade is not here. Can you make one?
Probably. Tell us the job and the joke on the contact page and we will see what we can draw.