The Corners Are Not My Fault: Center Pivot Farmer Tee

A center pivot turns on a point in the middle of the field and waters a circle. The field is a square. The four corners stay dry, and they stay visible all season, from the road and from the air.

So this is an argument rather than a piece of jargon, which is what makes it a shirt. From outside it reads as a shrug about something else entirely. From inside it is geometry, and the geometry is not the grower's doing.

Set as an irrigated acreage stamp with CORNERS DRY, AS BUILT beneath it. As built is the note that records what actually got installed.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.