No Stairs. No Jumping. No Exceptions: Dog Owner Tee

Some households run this rule and they run it without exception. A ramp at the couch, a gate at the bottom of the stairs, and all three sentences said out loud, in that order, to every guest who walks in and starts encouraging a jump.

A stranger reads a recovery plan. A gym injury, discharge instructions for a person, or a very strict landlord. All three readings are confident and all three are about the wrong member of the household.

Stamped as house rules with APPLIES TO GUESTS along the bottom, three lines of equal weight with the periods kept. It should look like a notice taped to a door, because that is exactly what it is.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.