I Will Move the Stand Next Year: Deer Hunting Gift Tee

There is a stand in the wrong place. Everybody knows it is in the wrong place. The hunter has said so out loud, more than once, and it will be in exactly that spot for another eleven seasons, because moving it is a whole Saturday and a deer did walk past it once.

A stranger reads furniture. A lamp, a plant stand, a shelf in a hallway everyone keeps catching a hip on. A smaller group reads a farm stand at the roadside. All of them are certain it is a domestic procrastination joke, which is exactly why it gets bought as a gift.

Punched as a maintenance list ticket, set quiet and small rather than shouted across the chest. A quiet shirt is funnier for this one.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.