I Know Every Size in This House: Mom Gift Tee

She is the only person in the building who knows the shoes are a seven and have been tight for two weeks, that the sweater bought in August is already short in the sleeve, and that last winter's coat will not close. It is not a memory trick. It is an unpaid inventory job that runs continuously and that nobody else in the house has ever opened.

A stranger reads a trade. A tailor, a shop fitter, somebody who knows every measurement on a site, or a person being smug about a party trick. They land on a skill and they are certain.

Set as a growth record label with UPDATED WITHOUT NOTICE along the bottom, small caps and wide tracking. Deliberately quiet, because any emphasis turns it into a boast and the flatness is the point.

The whole value of this one as a gift is that the person buying it does not know the sizes.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.