I Came Here to Sleep Badly Outside: Camping Gift Tee

This is the honest description of the activity. You drove four hours to lie on the ground and be woken by an animal, by condensation, or by your own hips, and you will book the same weekend again next month. It is the thesis of the entire outdoors set stated in six words.

A stranger reads sarcasm. A holiday that went wrong, a complaint about a relative's guest room, somebody being sour about a trip. They think the wearer is annoyed. The wearer is delighted.

Set as four short lines of plain type, no frame and no ornament anywhere. The flatness is the delivery, and any styling turns it into a complaint.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.