Forty Feet in Twenty Five Minutes: Dog Walking Tee

A decompression walk. The dog reads one hedge for half an hour, the owner has learned not to hurry it, and the arithmetic comes out at forty feet in twenty five minutes. Every owner who has stopped treating the walk as exercise recognizes those numbers exactly.

A stranger reads a statistic. Traffic, a hike that went wrong, a screenshot off a fitness tracker, a line at a counter. Numbers make people assume there is data behind them, and they commit on the spot.

Punched as a walk log ticket. The numbers are spelled out rather than set as figures, because spelled out it reads as a sentence and in figures it reads as a race result.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.