Do Not Call Me Before 1400: Night Shift Nurse Tee

Night shift. You got home at 0810, you are asleep, and the rest of the world schedules dentists, deliveries and family calls at 1000 as though ten in the morning were a neutral hour for everyone.

Anybody who works days reads a late riser being precious about mornings, and files it as a joke about laziness. That is exactly backwards, which is the whole point of printing it.

Stamped NIGHT ROTATION with HOME AT 0810 beneath, so the frame supplies the arithmetic the reader is missing. This is bought by the parent or the partner who has finally learned the rule.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.