We Know His Schedule. We Walk Around It: Dog Owner Tee

There is one dog. Not all dogs, one. A household with a reactive dog knows which house it lives in, which corner it appears at, and roughly what time it goes out, and the walking route is planned against that timetable. Every reactive owner does this and almost nobody outside that group knows it happens.

A stranger reads low grade human drama. An ex, a neighbor, a manager, somebody being avoided at the school gate. They are completely certain and they are entirely wrong.

Set as a route plan with REVISED WEEKLY beneath it. Both sentences keep their periods, because the flatness is the tone.

No breed is named and the other dog is never characterized. This is a shirt about a route.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.