There Are Two Wipes Left. We Are Going Anyway: Parent Tee

The bag is never fully restocked. It gets raided, half refilled in a hurry, and carried back out in a state you already know is not adequate. You have counted. You know the exact number and you know it will not cover the trip. The alternative is not leaving the house today.

A stranger reads rations. A camping trip running short, a long drive, somebody at work out of the one thing they needed. Without a diaper bag around it the word goes straight to a kitchen drawer or a glovebox.

Punched as a bag inventory ticket, the break falling after the period. Those periods are load bearing: they turn a complaint into a decision.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.