The Leak Always Finds Me at 3AM: Camping Gift Tee

The inflatable sleeping pad goes down in the middle of the night. Never on the first evening, when there is daylight and you could do something about it. At three, on cold ground, with hours still to go. The word always is doing all the work in that sentence.

A stranger reads plumbing. A roof, a tire, or a joke about getting older and getting up at night. The last one is what a relative lands on, and they still find it giftable, which is the useful part.

Set as plain stacked type, no frame and no illustration, with the last line carrying the numerals large. The words are the whole thing here.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.