Substantial Doubt About My Ability to Continue as a Going Concern: Accountant Tee

The standard runs like this: conditions or events raise substantial doubt about the entity's ability to continue as a going concern. Management evaluates it, and the auditor reports on it when it is there. It is a paragraph somebody has drafted at eleven at night.

One word changes on this shirt. The entity's becomes my. That single substitution is the entire joke, and an accountant sees it land from across a room.

Anyone else reads a tired person being funny about burnout. They get a real joke and they are confident about it, and it is not the joke. Set under NOTE 1. BASIS OF PREPARATION with SEE ALSO SUBSEQUENT EVENTS beneath, in four small dense lines, so it reads as boilerplate out of a report rather than as a slogan.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.