Standards Were Revised After the First One: Parent Tee

The first child got the sterilizer, the schedule, the feeding chart and a bath every single night. The second one gets a rough idea of a bedtime and a bath when there is time, and turns out fine. Both revisions were correct at the moment they were made.

A stranger reads a quality manager. A policy change at work, a compliance memo, somebody being very dry about a previous relationship. Corporate is the confident landing, and it is funny against what actually got revised.

Set as a policy amendment plate with SUPERSEDES ALL PRIOR underneath. Cold, official typesetting on purpose, because all of the warmth is in the meaning and none of it belongs in the type.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.