Paged at 0311: On Call Engineer and Sysadmin Tee

The alert that woke you, written the way the incident timeline writes it. Not three in the morning and not last night. Four digits with no colon, because that is how the log recorded it and that is how you think about it now. Anybody who carries the phone can name the exact minute of their worst one.

A stranger reads chapter and verse. Three eleven has the shape of a scripture citation and a lot of people land there first. The rest land on a military time stamp, a highway marker or a radio callsign. Two or three confident wrong answers is better than one.

Set on an ON CALL RECORD ticket with the numerals large and PAGED AT small above them. Naming the minute is what proves the shirt was made by somebody who has been in the chair.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.