My Sleep Comes in Two Pieces: Truck Driver Tee

Federal rules let a driver take his 10 hours off in two pieces: 7 in the sleeper berth plus 3, or 8 plus 2. Neither piece counts against the 14 hour window. So he does not sleep a night. He sleeps two parts of one, timed around a delivery window he did not choose.

From outside it sounds like insomnia, or a confession, or something faintly poetic about a tired man. It is none of those. It is a scheduling decision he made on purpose, at a desk, in a parking lot, before he pulled the curtain across.

A moon drawn from scratch in stipple, one ink, with the words arched around it. Set small and high on the chest with a lot of blank shirt under it. The quietness is the joke, and this is the one bought by the person who sleeps alone while it happens.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.