My Sleep Comes in Two Pieces: Truck Driver Hoodie

Federal rules let a driver take his 10 hours off in two pieces: 7 in the sleeper berth plus 3, or 8 plus 2. Neither piece counts against the 14 hour window. So he does not sleep a night. He sleeps two parts of one, timed around a delivery window he did not choose.

From outside it sounds like insomnia, or a confession, or something faintly poetic about a tired man. It is none of those. It is a scheduling decision he made on purpose, at a desk, in a parking lot, before he pulled the curtain across.

A moon drawn from scratch in stipple, one ink, with the words arched around it. Set small and high on the chest with a lot of blank shirt under it. The quietness is the joke, and this is the one bought by the person who sleeps alone while it happens.

What it is

• Unisex heavy blend hoodie, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, spun from air-jet yarn, which is what makes it feel soft and keeps it from pilling
• Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem
• Quarter-turned body, cut that way so there is no crease down the middle
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Eleven colors. Four light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

How it is made

Custom printed in the USA. Every hoodie is printed here, one at a time, on a heavyweight fleece blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The White colorway

White on this hoodie reads as a soft off-white rather than a bright white. That is the blended fabric doing it, and it is expected rather than a fault.