My Opinion Is Unqualified: Financial Auditor Tee

An unqualified opinion is the clean one. No reservations, no exceptions, and the best result an audit can produce. It is also still the word people say out loud in the room, whatever the report itself is captioned.

To everybody else the sentence says I am not qualified to have this opinion and I am having it anyway. That is the exact inverse of what it means, delivered with total confidence, which is the sharpest version of this joke anywhere in the sector.

Set as a round seal, MY OPINION IS arched over a clipboard with UNQUALIFIED arched beneath. The clipboard is drawn from scratch in stipple, one ink, no firm name and no readable page.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.