I Triage the Groceries Now: Registered Nurse Tee

Triage is sorting by what cannot wait. Do it for long enough and it stops being a skill and turns into a personality. The frozen things go first, then the dairy, then everything that will keep. The inbox gets the same treatment. So does the queue at the school gate.

Read cold it is a productivity flex, a person who is very organized, a life hack shirt. They are confident about it and they are not annoyed by it, which is why this one travels.

Set on a ticket headed PRIORITY ORDER, with TRIAGE the largest word on the garment. It is about the person rather than the ward, so a relative can buy it without knowing any hospital vocabulary at all.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.