I Start Looking for Parking at Four: Truck Driver Tee

Truck parking runs out. It is a documented national shortage rather than a grievance, and the practical effect is that the legal overnight spots are gone by evening. So a driver with hours left on his clock stops driving and starts hunting instead, and he gives up paid miles to do it. The small line underneath says the rest: they are all gone by seven.

Read from outside, this is a man who is neurotic about being early. People find it endearing, they are certain it is about a concert or a restaurant, and the second line deepens the misread rather than rescuing them. That is the lockup doing its job.

Set as a shift plan with STOPPED WITH HOURS REMAINING underneath, which is the unglamorous true version of the same sentence. It is bought by the family who has watched this habit for years without ever having it explained.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.