I Send the Fake Emails. It Is Authorized: Security Team Tee

Security awareness testing. Somebody in the building writes the convincing message about the parcel or the expense approval, sends it to every employee, and counts who clicks. It is a real and growing job, it makes you the least popular person on the floor, and nobody has ever made a shirt out of it.

To a stranger this is a confession from a scammer, and the second line makes it worse rather than better, because claiming authorization is exactly what a scammer would say. It is the most attention grabbing line in the set, which is worth a great deal on something people read across a room.

Stamped INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS, main line plain and matter of fact, second line small underneath and set like a disclaimer. The disclaimer setting is the joke, because a disclaimer is what somebody adds when the sentence above it is alarming.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.