I Only Work Three Days a Week: Hospital Nurse Hoodie
I Only Work Three Days a Week: Hospital Nurse Hoodie
Three twelves, which are three fourteens by the time the charting is finished, and then the fourth day goes to sleeping it off. Nurses say this sentence back, flat, to people who have just told them how lucky they are.
Said to anyone outside it, it is a genuine brag about an easy schedule. They are sure it is smug. The nurse reading it over their shoulder knows it is the exact opposite, and that gap is the entire shirt.
Set as a SCHEDULED HOURS plate with THIRTY SIX, USUALLY MORE beneath. The frame makes the correction without raising its voice, which is the only way this line works.
What it is
- Unisex heavy blend hoodie, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, spun from air-jet yarn, which is what makes it feel soft and keeps it from pilling
- Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem
- Quarter-turned body, cut that way so there is no crease down the middle
- Sizes S through 3XL
- Eleven colors. Four light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream
How it is made
Custom printed in the USA. Every hoodie is printed here, one at a time, on a heavyweight fleece blank woven overseas.
Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.
Getting it to you
Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
The White colorway
White on this hoodie reads as a soft off-white rather than a bright white. That is the blended fabric doing it, and it is expected rather than a fault.