I Go at 11:42 or Not at All: Teacher Bell Schedule Tee

The window is the passing period between fourth and fifth. It is six minutes long, it is the only gap in the day with another adult free to cover the room, and missing it means waiting until after dismissal. Teachers can name the exact minute without looking at anything.

A stranger reads a person with an extremely rigid routine. A marathoner, somebody with an intense morning regimen, a discipline brag. It sounds like self mastery, and it is in fact a building schedule that nobody in the building chose.

Set on a BELL SCHEDULE ticket with the numerals large and the words small above and below. Deliberately clinical. The joke is the clock, and the clock is the only thing on the shirt.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.