I Get Complaints for Slowing Down: Truck Driver Tee

A loaded truck coming down a long grade uses compression braking to hold its speed, so the service brakes are not cooked by the time it reaches the bottom. That is the safe way down a hill. It is also loud, and towns sitting at the bottom of one post signs against it inside the city limits.

So he gets complaints for slowing down. From outside it reads as hustle culture, a joke about a man criticized for not working hard enough, and people commit to that instantly. It is a noise ordinance, and he is the one being careful.

Printed as a complaint log filed under CITY LIMITS. The flattering wrong read and the true read land on the same man, which almost never happens.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.