I Do Not Wake Up. I Stand Up: Firefighter and EMS Hoodie

There is no in between part. Asleep to boots is one movement, drilled until the deciding half of the brain is not involved in it, because the clock on a response starts at the tone rather than at the moment somebody feels ready to start.

Read cold it is a discipline brag. No snooze button, five in the morning, that entire genre of poster. Which is funny sitting next to the thing it actually describes, and it is why this gets bought by a partner who has watched it from the other side of the bed.

Set as a plate headed RESPONSE TIME with MEASURED FROM THE TONE beneath. Two lines, the second heavier, a hard full stop on each. The punctuation is doing the work and it stays.

What it is

• Unisex heavy blend hoodie, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, spun from air-jet yarn, which is what makes it feel soft and keeps it from pilling
• Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem
• Quarter-turned body, cut that way so there is no crease down the middle
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Eleven colors. Four light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

How it is made

Custom printed in the USA. Every hoodie is printed here, one at a time, on a heavyweight fleece blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The White colorway

White on this hoodie reads as a soft off-white rather than a bright white. That is the blended fabric doing it, and it is expected rather than a fault.