Fully Depreciated. Still in Service: Accountant Tee

An asset is fully depreciated once its whole depreciable cost has been written off. What is left on the books is whatever residual value it was assigned at the start, and plenty of assets were assigned none. So the carrying amount is zero, the register still lists it, and the machine is still on the floor doing the work it was bought for.

Read cold, it is a joke about being past your prime and showing up anyway. A fortieth birthday, a retirement party, a long serving controller. The feeling is right even though the accounting is invisible, which is what makes this the highest intent gift in the set.

Filed under FIXED ASSET REGISTER with NO RESIDUAL VALUE beneath, and STILL IN SERVICE set small under the two big words.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.