Do Not Call Me Before 1400: Night Shift Nurse Hoodie
Do Not Call Me Before 1400: Night Shift Nurse Hoodie
Night shift. You got home at 0810, you are asleep, and the rest of the world schedules dentists, deliveries and family calls at 1000 as though ten in the morning were a neutral hour for everyone.
Anybody who works days reads a late riser being precious about mornings, and files it as a joke about laziness. That is exactly backwards, which is the whole point of printing it.
Stamped NIGHT ROTATION with HOME AT 0810 beneath, so the frame supplies the arithmetic the reader is missing. This is bought by the parent or the partner who has finally learned the rule.
What it is
- Unisex heavy blend hoodie, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, spun from air-jet yarn, which is what makes it feel soft and keeps it from pilling
- Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem
- Quarter-turned body, cut that way so there is no crease down the middle
- Sizes S through 3XL
- Eleven colors. Four light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream
How it is made
Custom printed in the USA. Every hoodie is printed here, one at a time, on a heavyweight fleece blank woven overseas.
Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.
Getting it to you
Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
The White colorway
White on this hoodie reads as a soft off-white rather than a bright white. That is the blended fabric doing it, and it is expected rather than a fault.