Crop Rotation Farmer Tee: Potatoes, Wheat, Corn, Regret

Potatoes, wheat and corn is a real rotation in the Columbia Basin, written into a cropping plan years before the ground ever sees a planter. The fourth item is the one a grower adds himself, out loud, somewhere around the second year.

Three crops and one feeling reads as a joke about a career, a degree or a marriage, depending entirely on who is looking at it. Nobody needs a farm to get there, which is why this one travels.

Filed as a CROPPING PLAN plate with FOUR YEAR CYCLE beneath, four words stacked in the order they run. The paperwork around it is what makes the last line funny instead of glib.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.