Available Again in May: Tax Season Accountant Tee

Busy season. The individual filing deadline sits in the middle of April, the household loses the person from January until it passes, and everybody at home already knows which month they come back.

Anyone reading it cold picks a touring musician, a seasonal worker, a nursery, or somebody being coy about their dating life. Several confident wrong landings, all of them harmless, none of them close.

Filed as OUT OF OFFICE with MESSAGES WILL NOT BE READ beneath, set light and generously spaced so it stays understated. This one is bought by the spouse and worn by either of them.

What it is

• Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.