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After Midnight It's Always the Pivot: Potato Grower Tee

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Sale price  $29.95 Regular price $39.95 2 Tees for $50 and FREE shipping
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White shirt

After Midnight It's Always the Pivot: Potato Grower Tee

Sale price  $29.95 Regular price $39.95 2 Tees for $50 and FREE shipping
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A center pivot is the machine that walks a circle around a field and waters it. When the phone goes off at three in the morning, it is the pivot. Not usually. Always, and the word always is the joke.

The shirt files it as an after hours call log with NO FAULT FOUND IN DAYLIGHT underneath, because whatever it was at 3 a.m. is running fine by the time somebody drives out to look at it.

This is the one bought by the person who gets woken up too.

What it is

  • Unisex softstyle tee, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • 100% ring-spun cotton in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Double stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label
  • Sizes S through 3XL
  • Fourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream

Where it comes from

Custom printed in the USA. Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.

Nothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.

Getting it to you

Free US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. Most orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

The Natural colorway

Natural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.

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