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It stays funny after it has been explained, which is the test.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex heavy blend hoodie, \u003cstrong\u003e8.0 oz\/yd²\u003c\/strong\u003e (271 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/strong\u003e, spun from air-jet yarn, which is what makes it feel soft and keeps it from pilling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with a matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuarter-turned body, cut that way so there is no crease down the middle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S through 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEleven colors. 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