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The quietness is the joke, and this is the one bought by the person who sleeps alone while it happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex heavy blend hoodie, \u003cstrong\u003e8.0 oz\/yd²\u003c\/strong\u003e (271 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/strong\u003e, spun from air-jet yarn, which is what makes it feel soft and keeps it from pilling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with a matching drawcord, and a front pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuarter-turned body, cut that way so there is no crease down the middle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S through 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEleven colors. Four light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow it is made\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCustom printed in the USA.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every hoodie is printed here, one at a time, on a heavyweight fleece blank woven overseas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGetting it to you\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. \u003cstrong\u003eMost orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days.\u003c\/strong\u003e You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. 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