{"product_id":"i-am-not-late-i-am-detained-truck-driver-tee","title":"I Am Not Late. I Am Detained: Truck Driver Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eDetained is not a police word here. It is what happens when a driver arrives on time at a shipper or a receiver that is not ready for him, and then sits. The clock runs, the next appointment quietly dies, and by common commercial custom about two hours of that waiting is free before any detention pay starts accruing at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverybody outside the trade reads the second sentence and decides he has been arrested. Instantly, and with total confidence. It is faintly scandalous, which is why a stranger in a queue reads it twice, and it is why the gift buyer gets a whole joke at the door without knowing a word of trucking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFiled as an arrival record with ACCESSORIAL PENDING beneath it. An accessorial is the invoice line for everything that was not the miles. Both full stops are load bearing and neither one is coming off for looks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat it is\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex softstyle tee, \u003cstrong\u003e4.5 oz\/yd²\u003c\/strong\u003e (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e in the solid colors. Sport Grey is a 90% cotton, 10% polyester blend, and Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble stitched neckline and sleeves, side seamed, tear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S through 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFourteen colors. Seven light ones printed in near black ink, seven dark ones printed in cream\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere it comes from\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCustom printed in the USA.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every shirt is printed here, one at a time, on a soft cotton blank woven overseas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing is printed until you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets thrown away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGetting it to you\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree US shipping on orders $45 and up. Under that it is a flat $8.00. We make it after you order it, which takes 2 to 5 business days, and it then takes 3 to 4 business days to reach you from a US facility. \u003cstrong\u003eMost orders arrive in 5 to 9 business days.\u003c\/strong\u003e You get a tracking number by email as soon as the label is created.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Natural colorway\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNatural has small dark speckles through the fabric. That is the undyed cotton showing, and it is expected rather than a fault.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NestBrooks","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47779102490780,"sku":"NB-TR-08-WHT-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47779102523548,"sku":"NB-TR-08-WHT-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47779102556316,"sku":"NB-TR-08-WHT-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47779102589084,"sku":"NB-TR-08-WHT-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779102621852,"sku":"NB-TR-08-WHT-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779102654620,"sku":"NB-TR-08-WHT-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":47779102687388,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NAT-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":47779102720156,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NAT-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":47779102752924,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NAT-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":47779102785692,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NAT-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779102818460,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NAT-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779102851228,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NAT-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47779102883996,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SND-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47779102916764,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SND-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47779102949532,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SND-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47779102982300,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SND-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779103015068,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SND-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779103047836,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SND-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47779103080604,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SPG-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47779103113372,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SPG-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47779103146140,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SPG-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47779103178908,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SPG-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779103211676,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SPG-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779103244444,"sku":"NB-TR-08-SPG-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":47779103277212,"sku":"NB-TR-08-ICE-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":47779103309980,"sku":"NB-TR-08-ICE-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":47779103342748,"sku":"NB-TR-08-ICE-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47779103375516,"sku":"NB-TR-08-ICE-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779103408284,"sku":"NB-TR-08-ICE-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779103441052,"sku":"NB-TR-08-ICE-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":47779103473820,"sku":"NB-TR-08-LBL-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":47779103506588,"sku":"NB-TR-08-LBL-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":47779103539356,"sku":"NB-TR-08-LBL-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47779103572124,"sku":"NB-TR-08-LBL-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779103604892,"sku":"NB-TR-08-LBL-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779103637660,"sku":"NB-TR-08-LBL-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ S","offer_id":47779103670428,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DSY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":47779103703196,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DSY-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ L","offer_id":47779103735964,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DSY-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ XL","offer_id":47779103768732,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DSY-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779103801500,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DSY-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779103834268,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DSY-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47779103867036,"sku":"NB-TR-08-BLK-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47779103899804,"sku":"NB-TR-08-BLK-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47779103932572,"sku":"NB-TR-08-BLK-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47779103965340,"sku":"NB-TR-08-BLK-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779103998108,"sku":"NB-TR-08-BLK-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779104030876,"sku":"NB-TR-08-BLK-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47779104063644,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NVY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47779104096412,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NVY-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47779104129180,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NVY-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47779104161948,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NVY-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779104194716,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NVY-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779104227484,"sku":"NB-TR-08-NVY-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":47779104260252,"sku":"NB-TR-08-FGN-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":47779104293020,"sku":"NB-TR-08-FGN-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":47779104325788,"sku":"NB-TR-08-FGN-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":47779104358556,"sku":"NB-TR-08-FGN-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779104391324,"sku":"NB-TR-08-FGN-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779104424092,"sku":"NB-TR-08-FGN-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":47779104456860,"sku":"NB-TR-08-CHO-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":47779104489628,"sku":"NB-TR-08-CHO-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":47779104522396,"sku":"NB-TR-08-CHO-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":47779104555164,"sku":"NB-TR-08-CHO-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779104587932,"sku":"NB-TR-08-CHO-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779104620700,"sku":"NB-TR-08-CHO-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":47779104653468,"sku":"NB-TR-08-MRN-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":47779104686236,"sku":"NB-TR-08-MRN-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":47779104719004,"sku":"NB-TR-08-MRN-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":47779104751772,"sku":"NB-TR-08-MRN-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779104784540,"sku":"NB-TR-08-MRN-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779104817308,"sku":"NB-TR-08-MRN-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":47779104850076,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DHR-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":47779104882844,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DHR-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":47779104915612,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DHR-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47779104948380,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DHR-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779104981148,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DHR-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779105013916,"sku":"NB-TR-08-DHR-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":47779105046684,"sku":"NB-TR-08-PUR-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":47779105079452,"sku":"NB-TR-08-PUR-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":47779105112220,"sku":"NB-TR-08-PUR-L","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":47779105144988,"sku":"NB-TR-08-PUR-XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":47779105177756,"sku":"NB-TR-08-PUR-2XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":47779105210524,"sku":"NB-TR-08-PUR-3XL","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/3390\/9148\/files\/TR-08-light-blue_c3c2a515-6a5d-4ba9-b1ad-11617ea13df8.jpg?v=1790761796","url":"https:\/\/nestbrooks.com\/products\/i-am-not-late-i-am-detained-truck-driver-tee","provider":"Nestbrooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}